I am 132% Insane.

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Stolen from: :icongizmo1223:

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you". Million times.

[x] You have run into a glass/screen door. ... Don't tell.

[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. 

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. 

[x] You have run into a tree/bush. 

[x] You have been called a blond.

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. 

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. 

[x] You just sang them to make sure. 

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. 

[x] You have choked on your own spit. a

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. WHAT IS MATRIX?!?

[ ] You type with three fingers or less.  Sometimes.

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. My pants... hair... hand... homework...

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. 

[x] You have caught yourself drooling. 

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. 

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. 

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. 

[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. 

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. 

[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. 

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. 

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. 

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. 

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

[x] You break a lot of things. 

[x] You tilt your head when you're confused. 

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. 

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.

[ ] You don't know what "um" means. 

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. =

[x]You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. 


Total: 33


Now you multiply it by 4 for your score.

Post this in your journal as 'I am ______% Insane'.

xD HAHAHAHAH SUCK IT LOSERS.

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